The Ozarks of Eastern Missouri

May 29th, 2008

THE OZARKS

One of the gem getaway locations to visit in the United States that might not come to mind at first-thought lies nestled in the Midwest stretching from central Missouri into Arkansas. This, of course, is the area known as the Ozarks.

First time visitors as well as the many people who make this area an annual pilgrimage cannot help but notice the abundant beauty of the natural surroundings. Rising hills, often described as mountains, dense greenery that turns into an explosion of color in autumn, crystal blue lakes, wild flowers and grasses unite a web of highways and country roads connecting rural life with cities, small towns, and villages.

Throughout the region, you can enjoy bicycling, hiking, in-season hunting and fishing, boating, swimming, golfing or shopping at any number of stores and outlet locations.

For the lover of antiques and collectibles, dealers abound everywhere, and genuine items greatly outnumber reproductions. If you’re not looking for a lot of activity up front, the comfort and serenity of the Ozarks will encourage you to just as easily sit back and relax, letting life’s everyday tensions drain out of you.

There are many places to visit in the Ozark region. One of the more popular destinations is the Lake of the Ozarks in south central Missouri. Here you can swim, boat, and ski in the water all day long, or sit on the shore and let the world go by, or drive into town where there are numerous activities for people of all ages (e.g., boutiques and shops, mini-golf courses, movie theaters, go-cart tracks, etc.)

When driving throughout the Ozarks, take time to notice the rolling hills, the forests, the lakes and rivers, and national parks. For something different, visit one of the animal sanctuaries in which the people stay in their cars moving along at a parade pace while free roaming animals (e.g., moose, deer, ostriches, sheep, etc.) come up and look at them.

While heading south, a stop over at Branson, MO might be what you need. This country entertainment capital hosts a mix of stage shows featuring famous singers, dancers, comedians, magicians and the like performing year round with a family audience in mind, so you do not have to worry about the appropriateness for the youngsters. While you are there, how about a visit to Silver Dollar City where you can see traditional American self-reliance in the workings of a small town recreated right out of the 1800’s when the necessities of life (e.g., tools, soap, candles, food, etc.) were forged with hard work, or people went without.

A visit to the Ozarks is not meant to be a high-pressure trip in which you cram every minute with every activity recommended in some brochure. The Ozarks provide an environment of natural beauty, family activities, people who are genuinely glad to see you and not looking to hustle your last vacation dollar, and comfortable restaurants with genuine friendly service where old-fashioned home cooking claims the menu.

Not surprisingly, many visitors to the Ozarks return regularly, some investing in timeshare property to guarantee them a home base while visiting, and others move there permanently. The next time you’re looking for an affordable getaway that offers natural beauty, friendly people, and a peaceful environment conducive to balancing work, family, and life, then consider the Ozarks. However, I caution you, the area can be habit forming.

Will Hanke loves to visit the Ozarks of Missouri and runs Ozark Timeshares to help promote the area.

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Packing Secrets Revealed 3 Easy Steps to Pack Right for Your Timeshare Vacation

May 16th, 2008

Because there are 2 Kinds of Luggage: Lost and Carry-On

Few things can ruin your timeshare vacation faster than losing your luggage. And as a recent U.S. Transportation department report finds, losing your suitcase is not a rare occurrence. In fact, the odds are greater than 1 in 200 that your bag will be lost or misdirected on any given flight. And that percentage increases on international flights.

The solution? Carry-on for your condo & timeshare trip.

The Advantages of Carry-On Luggage

Doug Dyment, called “the go-light guru” by Time Magazine, cites three reasons on his site www.onebag.com for taking only carry-on luggage: 1) security; 2) mobility; and 3) economy. The episode with my husband illustrates the benefits of the first reason. The benefits of the mobility advantage are many.

o You can bypass long lines at the counter (getting your boarding ticket from either a kiosk or presenting an e-boarding pass) and proceed directly to security, which means you don’t need to arrive as early to the airport as passengers who check their luggage.

o Missed connections become less of a hassle because your luggage is with you at all times.

o Once arriving at your destination, you leave quickly while others spend another 45 minutes (or more) in baggage claim.

And while Doug’s economical advantages include money otherwise pocketed by porters, as well as savings resulting from renting a smaller car (or going with public transportation rather than taxis), taking only carry-on also gives you a greater savings opportunity. It allows you to easily volunteer to be bumped from a flight (translation: free ticket for next year’s timeshare week!) without the worry of having your luggage traveling on before you and waiting unclaimed at your destination.

Plus, traveling light just seems to create good “vacation karma”. Without being bogged down by multiple bags you simply have a more relaxed attitude. And after all, isn’t that why you bought the timeshare in the first place?

“Sure”, you’re thinking, “the advantages of taking carry-on are compelling. But how can I possibly fit everything I want to take in one 14W” x 22L” x 9H” suitcase?” It’s easy, once you change your thinking from “everything I want to take” to “everything I need to take.” And here’s how.

Step 1: Go Light.

Most people pack for the worst case scenario, or for events that aren’t likely to happen.

“In case it gets cold I’ll bring a sweatshirt.”

“In case it rains, I’ll bring a raincoat.”

“In case we decide to go out to a fancy restaurant, I’ll bring one nice outfit (which also requires a niceand anotherpair of shoes).

“In case I want to drink my coffee out on the deck reading the paper in the morning, I’ll bring my robe.”

These all fall into the “want” to bring category. Our focus here is on the “need” to bring items. And that starts with the basics.

Underwear. Bring enough for four days. After that, your condo unit will likely have a washer/dryer on hand. Do a load of laundry. You’re going to a timeshare, not the Australian outback. So use them.

Socks. Bring enough for 3 days (we’ll tell you how to pack them in Step 2).

Bathing Suit. Just bring one. It’s okay (and preferred even) if women bring a 2-piece tankini.

Sleepwear. We already got rid of the robe above (many timeshare units have them for you in the closet anyway). And you can forget the PJs too. A long t-shirt works fine. Plus it doubles nicely as a cover-up when going to the pool or beach.

Ensembles for day and evening wear. This is the bulk of your clothing. Learning how to pear it down is the key to your success. Take these following tips from seasoned timeshare travelers and you’ll have room to spare in your bag (well, at least you’ll be able to get it closed).

o Select plain clothes that mix and match to get a variety of outfits with just a few pieces of clothing.

o Dress in layers for warmth rather than bringing bulky sweaters, sweatshirts or heavy jackets (if you need a coat, wear it on the plane).

o Choose dark colors (great for hiding stains and wrinkles) and accessorize with scarves, ties, or jewelrythese don’t take up a lot of room in your carry-on and give your wardrobe a dash of pizzazz.

Outerwear. If you must have a raincoat, wear it on the plane. Otherwise, pack a nylon zip-up hooded jacket and you’re covered.

Want some more tips? Here you go: different colored tank tops with a neutral colored cardigan give you lots of different looks. Zip-off pants offer great versatility in climates that go from hot days to cool in evenings. And a word about shoes: limit yourself to two pairsa dress pair and one for casual activities. Pack your light pair, and wear the heavier ones.

Step 2: Pack It Right
You have a three-fold goal in packing your carry-on: reduce space, reduce wrinkles, and offer easy access.

This last goal is often overlooked, but what good is having all your stuff with you if you have to dishevel it all (spilling your underwear all over the floor) to retrieve your MP3 player? Pack It Light, Pack It Right subscribes to the yin-yang principle of packing: everything at your side and any one thing at your fingertips.

But let’s begin with ironing out those wrinkles (without using an iron). Simply roll clothes instead of folding them before you pack. In addition to eliminating the wrinkles, this technique allows you to save space by tucking rolled up clothes into every corner of your carry-on.

Now to help with organization, try the zip-lock-and-sit method (it’s also great for eliminating wrinkles and saving space). Fold (not roll) a few articles and put them in a 2-1/2 gallon zip-loc bag. Put the bag on the chair, sit on the bag to push out the excess air, and zip it up. Viola! You have a neat, compressed pouch, that in addition to keeping your clothes wrinkle-free, offers a neat way to organize your carry-on for instant access to just about anything you need.

Shoes, Jewelry, Toiletries, Oh My!

A good technique with shoes is to roll socks around the pair so that the heels do not “dig in” to your other clothes. Also, it’s always a good idea to put shoes in a shoe bag, which will help keep the rest of your clothes clean.

For medications and jewelry, try film canisters, which can be inserted into your shoes before wrapping the socks around. Using see-through canisters makes it easy to tell what each one holds. Otherwise, put tape around the canister and label its contents.

For toiletries, simply use another zip-lock bag. This protects your clothes in the event of a leaky bottle. Speaking of toiletries, there is a great site (www.minimus.biz) dedicated to travel sizes for laundry products and personal care items.

This amazing little site also offers timeshare travelers a great alternative to buying huge bottles of mayonnaise, ketchup, soy sauce, hot sauce, etc. (which you end up throwing out at the end of your week). Here you’ll find all your favorite condiments in individualized-sized serving packages. So stock up, put them in a zip-lock, and you’re good to go!

Need More Room? You Got It.

Okay, because you’ve gotten this far into the article, you must be a bit optimistic about getting by with a carry-on. But if you’re still not sure it’s for you, here’s the clincher.

In addition to your one 14″W x 22″L x 9″H carry-on bag (which are the dimensions for UnitedU.S. Airways gives you more room with 16″W x 24″L x 10″H) you are also allowed to carry on a personal item.

This personal item is defined as a purse, briefcase, laptop, camera case, small backpack, or… DIAPER BAG, the holy grail of the carry-on set! I mean ithave you seen the sizes of diaper bags lately? And all those cute little Velcro

Tags: , , , , , , , , , ,

Close
E-mail It